by Shaman Chad

For Spud’s pen15 issue, your old shaman bro wants to teach you some meat-mojo for your next trip.  Keeping long and strong during a psychedelic trip or mdma roll is a well-known challenge for sexy psychonauts. The same drugs can have different effects for different people. I can stay swole with  LSD, MDMA, or psilocybin individually. But I get floppy with the hippie flip (MDMA + Shrooms). The candy flip however (LSD + MDMA), is my magic recipe for channeling Priapus. Your mileage may vary.

It seems easier to maintain your phallic flex than it is to summon your boner from flaccid hibernation. Go into it turned on and vibing with your partner. Viagra is contraindicated with MDMA, so while I won’t say I haven’t done it, it’s not recommended. That’s a lot of stress for the heart. 

That being said, your trip is gonna be 4 or more hours long so enjoy it! Savor the physical sensations. Dance, kiss, massage each other. Body oil is fucking amazing while your sense of touch is enhanced. Remember: oil breaks down latex in condoms!

If you want to be the real sex magic guru, get into Tantra, I’m not kidding. You’re gonna have to learn some delayed gratification that I know most dudes don’t want to hear. This means a “dopamine detox” (Dr. Andrew Huberman has a great video on this). Start avoiding porn, alcohol, video games –any kind of cheap thrills. Yes, this also means semen retention. I can hear you inwardly groaning, but this doesn’t necessarily mean NoFap. Many neo-tantric traditions encourage self-pleasure, but no busting. Edging: it’s not just for girls. Try it out for a week or two minimum before your next psychedelic sex date and I promise you’ll see results. There’s too much to say here about Tantra, but if you want some entertaining primers, look up some podcasts or videos by Kim Anami.


The idea of this discipline is not to make pleasure badwrong fun, but to make it a fucking supersoaked ecstasy. The longer you go without busting, the more you’re going to be filled with primal erotic energy. You’ll carry it around with you like your own weather. You’re going to feel ALIVE and that’s the point. You’ll feel like bending the world over and fucking it. And that, my friends, is a great way to be.

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