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Alefort Reusable Cup vs. 6-Pack of Rainier

Treefort Alefort reusable cup vs Rainier beer. From Spud Underground vol. 2 iss. 1, April 2023

RJ Jenson
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Alefort Reusable Cup vs 6 pack of Rainier Price Alefort: $10 for 8 sips Rainier: $7 for 96 oz Social Stigma Alefort: You will be made fun of Rainier: You will make fun of others Lost it? Alefort: You’re screwed. Buy another one. Rainier: You’re saved! You’ve got 5 more Spilled at a show? Alefort: Terrible tragedy Rainier: Try not to slip in it! HAHAHA Drinking Habits Alefort: Guard every drop jealously Rainier: Pour it on your friends for fun Currency Alefort: Strange communist tokens Rainier: Good ol’ fashioned American dollars Sexual orientation Alefort: Very gay Rainier: Based and Redpilled Procedure Alefort: Convoluted mess of wristbands, tokens, tents, blah blah blah Rainier: Buy it at Jacksons Environmental Impact Alefort: Shipped over from China on a huge boat Rainier: Might choke a seagull (good riddance)

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