by Brittany Meacham
The data from last month’s Smash or Pass were inconclusive. This month, we compare the studliest stallions of punk and metal to find out which is the better genre.
Look at all that swarthy British charm. Hunk.
What I wouldn’t give to undo his sweater. Hunk.
His real name is McDonald and I can’t get past that. Junk.
More soy for your latte? Junk.
I can smell how pretentious he is from here. Junk.
I need more dad-bod cuddles in my life. Hunk.
If I were gay, he’d still be too girly for me. Junk.
He looks like he’d live rent-free on my couch and then cheat on my a month later. Hunk.
And the winner is…
Looks like we’re tied up again. How about this- you decide! Who’s hotter, punk or metal? Send your votes to the editor, details on the back cover.
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