by Dennis Holderby
I was strolling downtown this morning enjoying my life when nature suddenly called. So far, everything about my morning was completely normal. I got my poop bag out and took care of business and walked into the local donut shop and attempted to toss the poop bag into the trash as any good-mannered, non-littering citizen should do. But this particular morning the shop owner began to scream at me saying I can’t toss the poop bag into the trash. I was very confused, what does she expect me to do with it? My hand was sore from carrying the load already I had to dispose of the poop bag and I didn’t want to be rude and just leave it. We had a spat and I eventually gave up, carrying my poop bag out with me. Thankfully the bookstore nearby let me perform my basic civic duty. After I had rid myself of the poop bag I thought about the donut store and went in for some donuts and they had posted a sign above their trash can. How rude! What do they do with their own poop bags? I don’t want to know.
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