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George Atiakopolos here. I’m a professional life coach in the Boise area. It’s my job to get you out there meeting new people. I’ve got a good one for the guys this month- I’m going to help you find the love of your life.

She’s probably closer than you think, but it’s up to you to find the right words to make both of your dreams a reality. The start of any beautiful relationship comes down to choosing the perfect pickup line. I’ve compiled a list of fool-proof pickup lines with a success rate over 90%. Remember, confidence is the most important element. The more confident you seem, the more likely these lines are to get her into your bed as soon as possible.

“Are you the colonel? You’re making my cadet stand at attention.” This one is good because it’s funny and it calls attention to the fact that she’s turning you on. You make her laugh, and your intentions are clear.

“Do you work at Campbell’s? Because you’ve got nice cans.” Again, a great joke to break the ice that also calls attention to her beauty. Women love to feel validated, so remarking on her physical attributes is a great way to get her attention.

“You already have a boyfriend? Well when you need a man, come find me.” This one is was carefully designed by top pickup scientists with braggadocio in mind. It shows that you won’t be swayed by her opinion, and if you pull it off properly she’ll be convinced that she could do better than whoever she’s already with.

“That outfit is ugly. You should take it off.” This is a classic example of a technique called negging, where you lower her self esteem to the point that she might bang you. If you do it subtly, like with this line, she won’t even notice that it’s happening.

“You’re beautiful.” Plain and simple. No funny business. If she doesn’t respond to this one, then she’s just a stone cold bitch.

Sometimes, even the best lines don’t work at first. If you strike out with that gorgeous gal at the coffeeshop, don’t worry. She’ll still be thinking about you and that line you used. Try again in ten minutes. Persistence may be necessary for a relationship to take off. Never give up!