I’m at my wit’s end trying to decide if punk is better than metal, or vice versa. Both sides are so rife with talent that it is impossible to declare a winner. So it comes to this. Talent must be cast aside and each team judged superficially. It’s Punk vs. Metal, and whichever team has the prettiest girls, wins.
Nice… hair. Yep. Smash.
Was the album Horses named after your face? Pass.
She’s been 45 for the last 45 years. Pass.
Very modest in an 80’s kind of way. Smash.
Yes, officer, I was very drunk. Smash.
If I was married to her, I’d suck on a shotgun, too. Pass.
The perpetual mugshot of a BPD freak. Pass.
That’s just unfair. Smash.
And the winner is…
Goddamnit, we’re still tied? You’ve gotta be kidding me.
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