My name is George Atiakopolos, a local life coach and fitness specialist. I know how terrifying it can be to meet new people, so I’ve started writing this column on a some tips and tricks that can help you get out there and get more social. Whether you’re looking for a new business partner, the love of your life, or your new best friend, meeting people is a skill that everyone can learn.
One of the best places to meet people is a place where everyone goes- the bathroom. Standing at the urinal is a great place to strike up a conversation, because you both already have something in common: peeing. Here are a few handy ice-breakers to get that conversation started.
– “Is this where all the dicks hang out?”
– “I always go for the smaller one so that my tip doesn’t touch the water.”
– “It’s always the same. You drink a lot, then you have to pee, y’know?”
– “*Whistles* Dang, who’s the lucky girl?”
– “Phew! Almost didn’t make it that time!”
– “UuuuuuuUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHNNNNGNNGNGGGGGGG”
– “You probably can’t tell, but this thing is fake. I’m a girl.”
– “OOOOOOOOOOOH SAY can you seeeee, by the dawn’s early LIIIIIIIIIGHT…”
– “Sorry if I splash you, this thing has a mind of it’s own.”
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